blackcats-and-bettafish asked: Wait, what? I'm willing to do what ever you ask. You don't need to take control of my mind. Just tell me what it is you want me to do.
You failed me, Human. Now give me your heart. I do not give second chances.
blackcats-and-bettafish asked: I tried, but no one I talked to wanted to support a global take-over. Is there any other way I can help?
Give yourself to me, and I will put you to better use.
blackcats-and-bettafish asked: I shall go try to find at least one new minion for you!
I’m still waiting, human.
Do not try my patience.
blackcats-and-bettafish asked: *quickly gets back on her feet and tries not to glare* Now that the kneeling is out of the way what else would you have me do? I want to be useful to the man who will one day rule this world.
Go forth and bring me more soldiers.
blackcats-and-bettafish asked: *grudgingly kneels, all the while thinking about how she would love to stick her tongue out at him*
theautumndandy asked: Humans like me? On this simple little Midgardian device called the internet, there are so many humans who are willing to kneel without hesitation. *Stands again* I wish to be part of your army.
Just what I wanted to hear.
theautumndandy asked: *Grins* No matter. I'm at your command should you ever wish, Liesmith. *Kneels*
Now that is more like it! Don’t you feel better now that you’re down where you belong? I could use more humans like you.
blackcats-and-bettafish asked: *grits teeth, not wanting to kneel to anyone...but figures its a very bad idea to argue with a god* Can I start with just a simple bow? I'm not used to this and I figure better to ease into this whole submission thing.
I do not compromise with Humans. Either you kneel before me and offer yourself to be a soldier, or I will take the very heart that beats in your chest. The choice is yours. But it would nice be wise to fight against the very thing you were born to do.